Thursday, February 25, 2016

GTalk

So, you probably don't know, but there are a number of "Easter Eggs" inside GTalk that allow you to make little ponies run across the chat window, or change the background color of the window, or make a whole lot of little villagers run across the chat window with pitchforks.  Squirrel, of course, didn't know this, and I had an absolute ball with him yesterday - I was CRYING with laughter.

Squirrel:  Just got back from shopping
Squirrel:  wtf?
Squirrel:  lolol wtf??
Squirrel:  i'm seeing things
Nix:  what?
Squirrel:  little horses!
Nix:  what?
Squirrel:  again1
Squirrel:  cmon, little horses
Squirrel:  no!
Squirrel:  gtfo!  I'm loosing it
Nix:  wtf are you on about?
Squirrel:  little HORSES!!!!1
Squirrel:  fuck this
Squirrel:  my 
Squirrel:  little 
Squirrel:  pony!
Squirrel:  wtf
Squirrel:  lol
Squirrel:  I hope Leon realises that he is going to help put that battery in the car.  
Squirrel:  After the windscreen wiper/starter motor debacle   i try not to do car stuff
Nix:  sorry lkove, sec
Nix:  lol okay, i'll tell him
Squirrel:  thanks.  Time for me to get someting to eat.  We have cake and custard for supper
Nix:  now, what the hell were you going on about before the battery sentence?
Squirrel:  HORSES!  Invading my screen
Squirrel:  Little colorful ponies
Nix: omg, you're thinking of koring again!
Squirrel:  No, pink horses
Squirrel:  fuck!
Squirrel:  red ones1
Nix:  pink horses?
Squirrel:  red!!!!
Squirrel:  wtf?
Squirrel:  RED HORSES
Nix:  red??
Squirrel:  ARE you not listening?
Nix:  i'm trying to understand what the hell you're talking about!
Squirrel:  There
Nix:  where?
Squirrel:  Damnit
Squirrel:  It was an appaloosa
Squirrel:  I saw it
Nix:  an appaloosa?  not a different horse??
Nix:  going to smoke.  you try and find your mind
Nix:  love you 
Nix:  I'm back
Squirrel:  its just too disturbing
Squirrel:  the little horses are everywhere
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  Its my little ponies running all over the place,  I'm losing it
Squirrel:  I ate something
Squirrel:  maybe that will help
Squirrel:  cos I skipped breakfast toay
Squirrel:  So maybe I was starting to hallucinate.  I really thought I was seeing unicorns
Squirrel:  Lol
Nix:  LOL
Nix:  weirdo
Squirrel:  lol i am strange,  but its stopped now
Squirrel:  Still, i'm tired now from eating, so a quick nap will be in order
Squirrel:  What time are you guys leaving?
Nix:  3.30 only
Nix:  but that's pretty soon
Nix:  sos I'll see you shortly
Squirrel:  WTF!!!!
Squirrel:  Why is this happening
Squirrel:  Little Horses!
Squirrel:  Pink horses
Squirrel:  I'm going mad
Nix: now it's pink???
Squirrel:  Its ALWAYS been pink
Squirrel:  little horses
Squirrel:  this is crazy, why??
Nix:  you said red earlier
Squirrel:  no!
Squirrel:  FFs
Squirrel:  Pink
Squirrel:  Pink horses
Squirrel:  i'm going crazy
Nix:  you ARE crazy, didn't you know that?
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  No i'm logging of this thing,  i'm going mad
Squirrel:  It cannot be!
Squirrel:  They're running everywhere
Squirrel:  Yellow, pink
Nix:  I see nothing
Squirrel:  little ponies
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  Its still happening
Squirrel:  It cannot be
Squirrel:  Its that bloody Damian
Squirrel:  He probably went and got my PC hacked
Nix:  wtf?  what did damian do now?
Squirrel:  He infected my PC with the my little pony virus
Squirrel:  no
Nix:  what would damian do on a my little pony site?
Nix:  please love lol
Squirrel:  why me??
Squirrel:  Whats happening
Squirrel:  there is a little house
Squirrel:  with a dinosaur
Squirrel:  it wont leave
Nix:  wtf?  are you having a stroke??
Squirrel:  go away!
Squirrel:  I lo;;ed it!!! Hah!
Squirrel:  Killed ot
Squirrel:  killed it*
Squirrel:  and those stupid fking ponies
Squirrel:  AVG FTW
Squirrel:  waht
Squirrel:  wha
Squirrel:  why!!!!! 
Squirrel:  ffs nix there are little horses everywhre
Squirrel:  i'm going blind, granny van was right
Nix:  granny van??
Squirrel:  but my palms arent hariy
Nix:  wtf squirrel
Nix:  oh ROFL
Squirrel:  no more horses though
Squirrel:  Killed those fuckers
Nix:  lmao
Squirrel:  my little corpse booyah!
Squirrel:  why is everything green though? 
Squirrel:  no!!!1
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  was that?
Nix:  what?
Nix:  I'm watching you talk to yourself...
Nix:  /clear
Nix:  wc
Squirrel:  /clear
Squirrel:  didnt do a damn thing
Nix:  wrong window lol
Nix:  that's what you get for trying to program and watch gtalk
Squirrel:  nicky i'm telling you there are little horses running around my gtalk
Squirrel:  little horses!!!!!!!!
Squirrel:  i'll prove it
Nix:  running in gtalk?
Squirrel:  yes
Squirrel:  running
Nix: oh
Squirrel:  around the screen
Squirrel:  in gtalk
Nix:  i thought you had a game open or something
Nix:  i was trying to figure out what you were talking about
Squirrel:  in the fuckijng chat window!
Nix:  and how are you going to prove it?
Squirrel:  i wtf
Squirrel:  was that?
Squirrel:  i mailed them to you
Squirrel:  now i need a nap.
Squirrel:  you go ahead and get ready to come home ðŸ˜€
Squirrel:  miss you love
Squirrel:  i have to get this shit out of my brain
Nix:  hahahaha
Nix:  I can't believe you sent me a video
Squirrel:  come home soon
Squirrel:  i had to do something
Nix: I will
Nix:  I love you
Nix:  sleep well.  try counting sheep instead of ponies ðŸ˜›
Squirrel:  lol will do


Tuesday, March 31, 2015

New House

Well, we finally bought our new house. The transfer should go through in the next two weeks, but we moved in on the 1st February 2015. It is an absolute dump, compared to the previous places we've lived in, but it has SO much potential. We've been working every single weekend on the house, and I'm going to start keeping a progress report here, with before, during and after photos. Here are the "before" photos - please note that they were taken off the property website, so are not our furniture, and are also not necessarily how I would have photographed them.


Front of the house
Front of the house

Lounge

Dining Room

Dad's Room

Toilet

Bathroom

Passage

Kitchen

Braai Room

Back Yard

Back Yard



Friday, January 23, 2015

Damian at school

Well, it seems Damian is loving his new school, thank heavens. We had a feeling he would, and I honestly thought he would thrive under the strict routine there. His message to us on his first day read:

"Had burgers. School was awesome (I already made TEN new friends) and sport was fun. Did some pull-ups, watched some soccer being played, etc. Homework is done, now a bit of free time and then I'm off to school again for night-study"

Then, about 10 seconds later:

"G2g. Time for studies".

LOL. He's having so much fun he doesn't even have time to chat to us. Yesterday's messages were: "I'm good. Made 3 new friends today"

"I'm actually learning stuff! :D"

Then he asked if he can come home in three weeks' time for a long weekend, and said:

"Awesome. I really like this school. Great choice :) anyway gtg. Time for study"

I wonder what he's doing this weekend? I think with some free time he might well feel homesick. I hope they go camping or swimming in the dam or something...