Thursday, February 25, 2016

GTalk

So, you probably don't know, but there are a number of "Easter Eggs" inside GTalk that allow you to make little ponies run across the chat window, or change the background color of the window, or make a whole lot of little villagers run across the chat window with pitchforks.  Squirrel, of course, didn't know this, and I had an absolute ball with him yesterday - I was CRYING with laughter.

Squirrel:  Just got back from shopping
Squirrel:  wtf?
Squirrel:  lolol wtf??
Squirrel:  i'm seeing things
Nix:  what?
Squirrel:  little horses!
Nix:  what?
Squirrel:  again1
Squirrel:  cmon, little horses
Squirrel:  no!
Squirrel:  gtfo!  I'm loosing it
Nix:  wtf are you on about?
Squirrel:  little HORSES!!!!1
Squirrel:  fuck this
Squirrel:  my 
Squirrel:  little 
Squirrel:  pony!
Squirrel:  wtf
Squirrel:  lol
Squirrel:  I hope Leon realises that he is going to help put that battery in the car.  
Squirrel:  After the windscreen wiper/starter motor debacle   i try not to do car stuff
Nix:  sorry lkove, sec
Nix:  lol okay, i'll tell him
Squirrel:  thanks.  Time for me to get someting to eat.  We have cake and custard for supper
Nix:  now, what the hell were you going on about before the battery sentence?
Squirrel:  HORSES!  Invading my screen
Squirrel:  Little colorful ponies
Nix: omg, you're thinking of koring again!
Squirrel:  No, pink horses
Squirrel:  fuck!
Squirrel:  red ones1
Nix:  pink horses?
Squirrel:  red!!!!
Squirrel:  wtf?
Squirrel:  RED HORSES
Nix:  red??
Squirrel:  ARE you not listening?
Nix:  i'm trying to understand what the hell you're talking about!
Squirrel:  There
Nix:  where?
Squirrel:  Damnit
Squirrel:  It was an appaloosa
Squirrel:  I saw it
Nix:  an appaloosa?  not a different horse??
Nix:  going to smoke.  you try and find your mind
Nix:  love you 
Nix:  I'm back
Squirrel:  its just too disturbing
Squirrel:  the little horses are everywhere
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  Its my little ponies running all over the place,  I'm losing it
Squirrel:  I ate something
Squirrel:  maybe that will help
Squirrel:  cos I skipped breakfast toay
Squirrel:  So maybe I was starting to hallucinate.  I really thought I was seeing unicorns
Squirrel:  Lol
Nix:  LOL
Nix:  weirdo
Squirrel:  lol i am strange,  but its stopped now
Squirrel:  Still, i'm tired now from eating, so a quick nap will be in order
Squirrel:  What time are you guys leaving?
Nix:  3.30 only
Nix:  but that's pretty soon
Nix:  sos I'll see you shortly
Squirrel:  WTF!!!!
Squirrel:  Why is this happening
Squirrel:  Little Horses!
Squirrel:  Pink horses
Squirrel:  I'm going mad
Nix: now it's pink???
Squirrel:  Its ALWAYS been pink
Squirrel:  little horses
Squirrel:  this is crazy, why??
Nix:  you said red earlier
Squirrel:  no!
Squirrel:  FFs
Squirrel:  Pink
Squirrel:  Pink horses
Squirrel:  i'm going crazy
Nix:  you ARE crazy, didn't you know that?
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  No i'm logging of this thing,  i'm going mad
Squirrel:  It cannot be!
Squirrel:  They're running everywhere
Squirrel:  Yellow, pink
Nix:  I see nothing
Squirrel:  little ponies
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  Its still happening
Squirrel:  It cannot be
Squirrel:  Its that bloody Damian
Squirrel:  He probably went and got my PC hacked
Nix:  wtf?  what did damian do now?
Squirrel:  He infected my PC with the my little pony virus
Squirrel:  no
Nix:  what would damian do on a my little pony site?
Nix:  please love lol
Squirrel:  why me??
Squirrel:  Whats happening
Squirrel:  there is a little house
Squirrel:  with a dinosaur
Squirrel:  it wont leave
Nix:  wtf?  are you having a stroke??
Squirrel:  go away!
Squirrel:  I lo;;ed it!!! Hah!
Squirrel:  Killed ot
Squirrel:  killed it*
Squirrel:  and those stupid fking ponies
Squirrel:  AVG FTW
Squirrel:  waht
Squirrel:  wha
Squirrel:  why!!!!! 
Squirrel:  ffs nix there are little horses everywhre
Squirrel:  i'm going blind, granny van was right
Nix:  granny van??
Squirrel:  but my palms arent hariy
Nix:  wtf squirrel
Nix:  oh ROFL
Squirrel:  no more horses though
Squirrel:  Killed those fuckers
Nix:  lmao
Squirrel:  my little corpse booyah!
Squirrel:  why is everything green though? 
Squirrel:  no!!!1
Squirrel:  WTF
Squirrel:  was that?
Nix:  what?
Nix:  I'm watching you talk to yourself...
Nix:  /clear
Nix:  wc
Squirrel:  /clear
Squirrel:  didnt do a damn thing
Nix:  wrong window lol
Nix:  that's what you get for trying to program and watch gtalk
Squirrel:  nicky i'm telling you there are little horses running around my gtalk
Squirrel:  little horses!!!!!!!!
Squirrel:  i'll prove it
Nix:  running in gtalk?
Squirrel:  yes
Squirrel:  running
Nix: oh
Squirrel:  around the screen
Squirrel:  in gtalk
Nix:  i thought you had a game open or something
Nix:  i was trying to figure out what you were talking about
Squirrel:  in the fuckijng chat window!
Nix:  and how are you going to prove it?
Squirrel:  i wtf
Squirrel:  was that?
Squirrel:  i mailed them to you
Squirrel:  now i need a nap.
Squirrel:  you go ahead and get ready to come home ðŸ˜€
Squirrel:  miss you love
Squirrel:  i have to get this shit out of my brain
Nix:  hahahaha
Nix:  I can't believe you sent me a video
Squirrel:  come home soon
Squirrel:  i had to do something
Nix: I will
Nix:  I love you
Nix:  sleep well.  try counting sheep instead of ponies ðŸ˜›
Squirrel:  lol will do


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